Krusty Krab

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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.

- Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

(Source: samuel-matthew-halliday)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

thegestianpoet:

“dutch baroque” i think u mean “a group of people looking at you as if you just personally insulted their mom”

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thepenguinsoftexas:

masterjedijuniior:

i need friends like this 

I will be that friend

thepenguinsoftexas:

masterjedijuniior:

i need friends like this 

I will be that friend

(Source: star-wars-daily)

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary

(Source: nobodylikespete)

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

ridge:

when you get a birthday card with no money

backdoorteenmom:

backdoorteenmom:

(Source: sadillite)